Psychoanalysis Can Leave You Lost At Sea

| Victoria, BC, Canada | Related | August 24, 2012

(I am a young child, and I see the occasional child psychologist due to a learning disability. She is trying to get me to reveal which parent is my favourite, without actually considering asking me which parent is my favorite.)

Child psychologist: “If you were stuck on a deserted island, and you could have only one parent with you, which one would it be?”

Me: “My dad.”

Child psychologist: “Why is that?”

Me: “Because he could build a boat and get us off the island.”

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