Psycho Mantis

| USA | Romantic | March 28, 2013

(I’m working on a very frustrating art project. My boyfriend and I have recently had a conversation about Praying Mantis mating behavior.)

Me: “Ugh! Can I chop off your head?”

(My boyfriend replies off-hand, and without hesitation.)

Boyfriend: “Only if you mate with me first…”

(He pauses.)

Boyfriend: “…and then eat it.”

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