Psycho Mantis
(I’m working on a very frustrating art project. My boyfriend and I have recently had a conversation about Praying Mantis mating behavior.)
Me: “Ugh! Can I chop off your head?”
(My boyfriend replies off-hand, and without hesitation.)
Boyfriend: “Only if you mate with me first…”
(He pauses.)
Boyfriend: “…and then eat it.”
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