Protection Against The Inevitable
(A pregnant teenage girl walks in with her mom and boyfriend.)
Customer: “Hi. Can I get my tongue pierced?”
Me: “I’m sorry, but you are pregnant, right?”
Customer: “Yeah.”
Me: “We can’t pierce anybody that’s pregnant, I’m sorry.”
Customer: “Why not?”
Me: “Well, any slight infection in your tongue could hurt your unborn child.”
Customer: “But that’s only if it gets infected, right?”
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Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?