Prophet And Loss
Husband: “[Daughter] isn’t going to finish all that rice.”
Daughter: “Is that a challenge?”
Husband: “No, it’s a prophecy. Just call me Nostradadmus.
Daughter: “Better check your scrolls again!”
Husband: “I don’t have the Dead Sea Scrolls. I have the ‘You’ll See’ Scrolls.”
She proved him wrong, happily.
