Proof That Wi-Fi Rots The Brain

(It is two minutes until closing at the small coffee shop where I work. A customer comes in and orders a drink when this conversation happens:) 

Customer: “What’s your Wi-Fi name? And the password?”

Me: “Our Wi-Fi is ‘[Coffee Shop]’ and the password is ‘coffeecup.’ But just so you know, we’re closing in two minutes.”

(A minute passes.)

Customer: “Is your Wi-Fi ‘TWC’?”

Me: “No. Our Wi-Fi is ‘[Coffee Shop]’.”

Customer: “Oh, okay.”

Customer: “Hey! It’s locked?! Why is it locked?! I can’t use it!”

Me: “As I said before, our password is ‘coffeecup.’”

Customer: “Oh, okay. What time do you close?”

Me: “Now. Enjoy your evening!”