Proof That The Cast Of Jersey Shore Are Orangutans

| Learning | November 10, 2013

(We are studying skin color. My professor is having us determine humans’ original skin color by looking at colors of our close primate relatives. She starts by pointing to a black chimpanzee.)

Professor: “Is he light or dark?”

(There is a murmur of responses.)

Professor: “Light? Did you guys just say he was light? Really?”

(She points to a picture of a very ripped actor.)

Professor: “What about him?”

Students: “Orange.”

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