Proof That Listening Is An Artform

, , , , | Right | May 3, 2020

These all happen within about three hours of each other when I greet customers on my shift. Each one is a different customer.

Me: “Hi, welcome to [Restaurant.]”

Customer #1: “Fine, thank you.”

Next…

Me: “How are you today?”

Customer #2: “There are three of us.”

Next…

Me: “How many?”

Customer #3: “Fine, thank you.”

Next…

Me: “Are you paying all together?”

Customer #4: “No, I am paying for everyone.”

Next…

Me: “How old are the kids?”

Three-year-olds and under eat free.

Customer #5: “They are both three.”

Kid: “Nuh-uh! I’m five and she is four, Mama!”

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