Professor Johnny

(My first day of classes has just started, and my professor is asking questions to get to know us. He’s known as a very funny and witty professor.)

Professor: “Alright, and what was your sign again?”

Me: “‘Do Not Enter.'”

Professor: *laughing* “Hey, I’m the only one allowed to make jokes!”

Me: “But everyone needs a wing man!”

Professor: “Okay, that’s true. You can be my Ed McMahon.”