Product May Require A Certain Level Of Manurity
(A customer lifts a bag of steer manure onto the counter.)
Customer: “I’ve got a question. What makes steer manure different from mushroom manure?”
Me: “Well, steer manure is made from the droppings of–”
Customer: “Wait. You said droppings? As in waste?”
Me: “Yes, manure is made from decomposed waste.”
Customer: “So… what exactly is a steer?”
Me: “It’s just another name for a cow.”
Customer: “So steer manure is… Oh, God. Oh, God!” *leaves without buying the manure*
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
