Problem Exists Between Chair, Coffee, Radiator, Dishwasher, Dryer, And Keyboard
Me: “Thank you for calling [Company]. How may I help you?”
Customer: “So, like, I poured coffee on my keyboard, then put it on my radiator to dry it out, then ran it through the dishwasher, then through the dryer, but now when I type it does funny things. Do you think the coffee could have ruined it?”
(I have to place the customer on mute to laugh for a moment while he elaborates on his story.)
Me: “Yes, sir, it does sound like your keyboard has physical damage and will need to be replaced.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?