Problem Child Number Two
(I have just put my one-year-old daughter and three-year-old son down for a nap, and gone to the bathroom for some quiet alone time when my son starts yelling from his room.)
Son: “MOM! MOM! MOM!”
Me: “What is it, Bubs?”
Son: “MOM, HELP!”
Me: “Hold on, I’m in the bathroom.”
Son: “Why?”
Me: “I’m pooping”
Son: “ME, TOO!”
(He wasn’t lying.)
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?
