Probation Infestation
(A stranger and I are applying for a job as probation officers in a rural county with a fairly notorious drug problem. Because we both missed the previous exam, we have to take a makeup one in the office. While we wait by the elevator for the time to arrive, a young couple with signature grayed and rotted teeth show up.)
Meth-head Guy: “You two here for probation?”
Me: “Yeah. Up here, right?”
Fellow Applicant: “Uh-huh.”
Meth-head Girl: “What are you on for?”
Me: “Well, uh, the exam.”
Fellow Applicant: “Yeah, we’re gonna—”
Meth-head Girl: “Oh, you’re here to BE probation officers?”
Meth-head Guy: “Ah, heck, we can’t talk to you!”
(They moved away from us.)
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.