Probably True For Most Mayors, Actually

(My boyfriend is a very frequent sleep conversationalist. One night he wakes me up with this gem.)

Boyfriend: “There’s a new sheriff in town. Barney.”

Me: “The purple dinosaur?”

Boyfriend: “He’s more fuchsia. I wonder how he got the job.”

Me: “I don’t know. How do you think he got the job?”

Boyfriend: “Sucking d***.”

Me: *dying laughing*