Probably Thought They Were In Westeros, Anyway

I’m in a pub with some friends. London, being the multicultural hub that it is, means that our group consists of people from all over the world.

Me: “I’m surprised we don’t have any more Americans in our group.”

Friend: “They’d only get lost anyway.”

Me: “Hey! I’m an American, and I get around pretty well.”

Friend: “An American once asked me where I was from. I told him Croatia, and he looked very puzzled and asked me, ‘Where’s Croatia?'”

Me: “I mean, that’s not too bad. Not everyone knows where every country is.”

Friend: “This was asked of me while we were in Dubrovnik, a city in Croatia.”

Me: “Oh… never mind, then.”