Probably Is Probable
(I’m hanging out with a coworker I’m friends with for the first time. She’s driving me, and has to stop for gas.)
Friend: “I’ll roll down your window, so…”
Me: “So I’m not dying?”
Friend: “So you’re not alone in a dank car that you’ve probably never been in before.”
Me: “Probably?”
Friend: “Well, I mean, I don’t know your life.”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.