Privy To Private Privy Talk

| Romantic | February 3, 2014

(I’m talking to my boyfriend on a group text chat. We share the group with some very close friends. I’m currently texting him in private.)

Me: “Hey, babe. I’m so bored!”

Boyfriend: “Well, why don’t you come over?”

Me: “Still at work. OMG! I need to fart, bad style!”

Boyfriend: “Autocorrect right?”

Me: *ignoring his message* “My farts are trying to dig a hole in my bum and escape! They are on the verge of falling out! I need to get out of work quickly!”

Boyfriend: “[My Name], stop!”

Me: “… this isn’t private message is it?”

Boyfriend: “Dig a hole and bury yourself!”

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