Private, Privater, Privatest

| Morehead, KY, USA | Right | October 25, 2011

(While waiting tables one afternoon, a group of 4 older gentlemen, aged about 65-70, seats themselves in my section. In the middle of their meal, one of them beckons me over.)

Customer: “Did you know that 2 out of every 3 people sing in the shower? The other third touch themselves. Anyway, do you know what they sing?”

Me: “Uh, well, no. What do they–”

Customer: “I didn’t think you would. You can go.”

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  • Samantha Phastine

    “Sir — I’m pretty confident everyone has to touch themselves in the shower. How else do you get the soap on?”

  • Medusa Jordan

    So is he just a rude sh*tbag?