Private, Privater, Privatest
Restaurant | Right
| October 25, 2011
(While waiting tables one afternoon, a group of 4 older gentlemen, aged about 65-70, seats themselves in my section. In the middle of their meal, one of them beckons me over.)
Customer: “Did you know that 2 out of every 3 people sing in the shower? The other third touch themselves. Anyway, do you know what they sing?”
Me: “Uh, well, no. What do they–”
Customer: “I didn’t think you would. You can go.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
