Principal Parking Principles

I took print shop in school and made up a bunch of stickers that said:

Sticker: “You aren’t special. Park like a human, and not an a**hole.”

I made several hundred of them with my teacher’s permission since he loved the reason; they were intended for bad parkers in the school parking lot (spaces were limited, and I could never find a parking spot due to some truly terrible and entitled parking situations).

Teacher: “Actually, could I grab two of them?”

Me: “Sure.”

He walked out of the room and came back a few minutes later, looking satisfied.

As I left school that day, I saw where the two stickers had ended up. One was the principal’s car, and the other was… the assistant principal’s car. Shocker. What made this worse is that both of them already had reserved parking spots, and they still managed to take up two when they parked. 

After he put the stickers on, they never did it again.