Taciturn Yet Tactless

(My best friend is making me watch one of those reality shows where strangers live together in a big house and have to try to get along with each other while participating in various challenges.)

Me: “I would never want to be on one of these reality shows. And no one would want to watch me on it, either, since I wouldn’t play along with all their stupid games and alliances.”

Best Friend: “Aww, but don’t forget you’re really tactless! Someone would do something stupid, and there would be that one comment that everyone is thinking but no one would dare to say out loud because they’re too polite… and you would actually say it. So people would love watching you!”