Pretty Sure They Don’t Teach Lap Dancing At The Academy
Emergency Services, Impossible Demands, Police Station, Rude & Risque, Stupid, USA | Legal
| January 21, 2023
I’m a police dispatcher. This was a call we had a few weeks ago. The lady was dead serious.
Me: “[City] Police Department.”
Caller: “My friend is getting married, and we’re trying to throw her a bachelorette party. Can we get a couple of cops out here to dance for us?”
Me: “Uhh… ma’am, police officers don’t do that.”
Caller: “Yes, they do! Haven’t you ever seen them on TV dancing at parties?”
Me: “No, ma’am, those aren’t real police officers. Those are strippers.”
Caller: “Really?! Oh… Well, what about firefighters? Will they come dance for us?”
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