Pretty Sure They Don’t Teach Lap Dancing At The Academy

I’m a police dispatcher. This was a call we had a few weeks ago. The lady was dead serious.

Me: “[City] Police Department.”

Caller: “My friend is getting married, and we’re trying to throw her a bachelorette party. Can we get a couple of cops out here to dance for us?”

Me: “Uhh… ma’am, police officers don’t do that.”

Caller: “Yes, they do! Haven’t you ever seen them on TV dancing at parties?”

Me: “No, ma’am, those aren’t real police officers. Those are strippers.”

Caller: “Really?! Oh… Well, what about firefighters? Will they come dance for us?”