Pretty Sure That’s Not Gonna Work, Gorgeous

A customer is buying a large pack of beer. He shows his ID to reveal he is eighteen, but I also notice he is being accompanied by a bunch of other guys.

Me: “I’ll need to see their IDs too.”

Customer: “Nah, gorgeous. It’s just me buying. This isn’t for them.”

Me: “These eighteen cans of beer are all for you?”

Customer: “And you too, gorgeous, if you wanna join me?”

Me: “No, thank you. It doesn’t matter, they’re with you when you’re buying alcohol, I need to see their IDs too.”

Customer: “C’mon. You can be cool. The pretty ones are always cool.”

Me: “All their IDs or it’s not happening.”

Customer: “Ugh, you f****** ugly b**ch!”

Me: “So I’ve gone from being ‘gorgeous’ and ‘pretty’ to an ‘ugly b**ch’ because I won’t sell you beer?”

Customer: *Storming off.* “F*** you!”

Me: “Wow, it’s ironic that you’re wearing beer goggles considering you aren’t getting any tonight! Bye bye, now!”