Pretty Clear What He’s Up To

| Romantic | January 19, 2016

(I am female and work audit shifts, and usually the only people who call me are other hotels or guests trying to figure out where we are.)

Me: “Thank you for calling [Hotel, City]. My name is [My Name]. How can I help you?”

Caller: “Yeah, is this the pretty one?”

Me: “That depends what you mean by ‘pretty,’ sir.”

Caller: “I like that. I like your voice, too.”

Me: “That’s… nice of you to say?”

Caller: “You’re welcome. I thought you’d be pretty, since you have a pretty voice.”

Me: “Sir, do you have any questions about staying at my hotel, or can I hang up now?”

Caller: “…” *click*

Me: “That’s what I thought.”

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