This Quiz Is BLEEP-ing Hard

(I am in seventh grade. The science teacher has put on a video quiz for us to watch.)

Video Announcer: “When you hear the BLEEP, fill in the word that belongs in the missing sentence. Question one: Force equals mass times BLEEP.”

(The BLEEP is the same sound effect used to censor curse words on television. Everyone laughs.)

Science Teacher: “What’s so funny?”

Student: “They use that sound to—”

Science Teacher: “Never mind.”

(After about seven more questions, we’re still laughing.)

Science Teacher: “Okay, guys. It was funny the first 500 times.”