Pretending To Be Gay Will Not Pay On Vacay

| Boracay, Philippines | Related | January 2, 2012

(I am on vacation with my dad, his partner and my sister. We have just sat down to eat when one of the waiters approaches me.)

Waitress: “My friend thinks you’re good looking. She wants your phone number.”

Me: “Sure it’s-”

Dad: “Don’t bother, love. He’s gay.”

(My dad successfully managed to make sure I didn’t score for the entire trip. For the record I am not gay.)

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