Pretending To Be Gay Will Not Pay On Vacay
Restaurant | Related
| January 2, 2012
(I am on vacation with my dad, his partner and my sister. We have just sat down to eat when one of the waiters approaches me.)
Waitress: “My friend thinks you’re good looking. She wants your phone number.”
Me: “Sure it’s-”
Dad: “Don’t bother, love. He’s gay.”
(My dad successfully managed to make sure I didn’t score for the entire trip. For the record I am not gay.)
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What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?
