Presently Tense About The Sauce
(I walk into the kitchen and see my mom sitting at the computer with an apparently empty can of cranberry sauce and a spoon.)
Me: “Did you just eat a can of cranberry sauce?!”
Mom: “No…”
Me: “…”
Mom: “…”
Me: “Are you currently eating a can of cranberry sauce?”
Mom: *eats another spoonful of cranberry sauce*