Preparing Is Breath Practice
On a plane, the old lady next to me calls the flight attendant.
Old Lady: “Where are the oxygen masks?”
Flight Attendant: “They come down automatically when they are necessary.”
A few moments after the flight attendant leaves, the old lady pulls out a package from under the seat, opens it, and pulls out a life jacket. The flight attendant freaks out.
Flight Attendant: “Ma’am, what are you doing with the life jacket?”
Old Lady: “I wanted to practice using it.”