Pregnant With Worry
(My husband and I are sitting around at the end of the day and notice the cat playing with what turns out to be a cave cricket. Cave crickets freak me out so I am exhibiting signs of distress. I’m also seven months pregnant.)
Husband: “Would you be upset if I put the cricket on you?”
Me: “YES! Grounds for immediate annulment. No one can prove we consummated the marriage.”
Husband: “Yes, they can! I have documentation!”
Me: “What documentation?”
Husband: “Pregnancy meetings.”
(Doctor’s appointments would be what he was trying to say there…)
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?
