Pregnant With Worry

| Romantic | December 30, 2016

(My husband and I are sitting around at the end of the day and notice the cat playing with what turns out to be a cave cricket. Cave crickets freak me out so I am exhibiting signs of distress. I’m also seven months pregnant.)

Husband: “Would you be upset if I put the cricket on you?”

Me: “YES! Grounds for immediate annulment. No one can prove we consummated the marriage.”

Husband: “Yes, they can! I have documentation!”

Me: “What documentation?”

Husband: “Pregnancy meetings.”

(Doctor’s appointments would be what he was trying to say there…)

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