Prefers A Girl With Baggage
(My boyfriend is at a gift shop in a mall while I shop around other stores. I come back to find him.)
Me: “Aww, you decided to buy me that necklace?”
(He stares at me in shock.)
Me: “Uh, what’s up?”
Him: “Baby?”
Me: “Hmm?”
Him: “Where are all of our bags?”
(I swear loudly and run out of the store. Thankfully, I found the bags. He still laughs at me for the incident.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?