Perfectly-Engineered Compliments
(My boyfriend is an engineer. Boyfriend and I are in our bedroom, talking. I’m lying on the bed with my legs up in the air, and he is sitting on a chair next to it.)
Me: *sits up* “Look, I’m a ninety degree angle!”
Boyfriend: *bends me so I’m leaning forward slightly* “Look, now you’re a cute angle!”
Me: “That was ridiculously adorable. Also, ridiculously engineer-y.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?