Pre-teens Abhor A Vacuum
(I’m 12 years old. My parents told me to vacuum my room before using the computer. My room is on the top floor. It’s 9:00 at night.)
Me: “Do I have to vacuum my room?”
Mom: “Yes…”
Me: “Fine, Where is it?”
Mom: “Upstairs.”
Me: *not listening* “Yeah, okay.”
Me: *starts walking toward stairs*
Parents: *laughing*
Me: “Wha— oh… HEY!” *proceeds to throw temper tantrum on floor*
(Five minutes later:)
Me: “DAD, WHERE’S THE VACUUM CLEANER?!”
Dad: *points to spot right by my feet*
Me: *throws another temper tantrum*
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