Pre-School Poet’s Society
(I work at a daycare and am filling in for the teacher in charge of the two-year-olds. While I am pouring paint to do their art project, they get impatient. I look up and see five two-year-olds standing on their chairs.)
Me: “Get down! OH! Wait… Can you say, ‘O captain, my captain’?”
Two-Year-Olds: “O captain, my captain!”
Me: *dying*
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
