Pre-Pre-Pre-School
Me: *on the phone* “Good afternoon, this is [School].”
Caller: “Hi, I need to see if I can get my son into your school?”
Me: “All right, that’s easy. Come over anytime next week, when we’ll be taking applications.”
Caller: “Can you fax it to me?”
Me: “No, I can’t, but you can print it out from our website, along with all the information there. Is that okay?”
Caller: “Yeah…”
Me: “We only accept applicants for 7th through 9th grade from this school district, just to let you know.”
Caller: “Oh, what is your district?”
Me: “[Name] high school district.”
Caller: “Oh, where is that?”
Me: “[Name] and its neighboring cities.”
Caller: “Oh. That’s where we’re moving.”
Me: “You don’t live in the district?”
Caller: “No, we live in New Jersey. We’re going to move to California so my son can go there.”
Me: “Ma’am… I’m afraid that you need to live within the district to put in an application.”
Caller: “Yes, we’re moving there.”
Me: “You need to be in the district when you put in the application.”
Caller: “When are applications due?”
Me: “They’re due the third week of January through the second week of February.”
Caller: “Oh. We’re not moving for a little while.”
Me: “Yes… you need a copy of a gas or electricity bill so we can verify your address is in the district. If I may ask, ma’am, what grade is your son in?”
Caller: “Oh, he doesn’t go to school.”
Me: “…”
Caller: “My son will be one year old in a few weeks!”
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