Pray To The God In The Sky(rim)

(My brother and I are both big ‘Elder Scrolls’ fans. We are also atheists.)

Me: “Oh, my God!”

Brother: “Oh, your God? But I thought you didn’t have one.”

Me: “Well, I suppose you’re right.”

Brother: “So you should probably say something like: oh, other people’s God.”

Me: “Or I could just say ‘By the Nine!'”