Pray They Weren’t Watching Christine

(We gather to watch a horror movie on Halloween. My five-year-old cousin wants to watch.)

Uncle: “All right, you can watch some. But when it gets too scary you’ll have to leave, okay?”

Cousin: “Okay.”

(One minute in, it’s only been showing a spooky-looking house. Suddenly, a car horn blares outside in real life.)

Cousin: *emits a bloodcurdling scream and hides among pillows*

Uncle: “Okay, I don’t think you’re watching this anymore.”

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