Pray They Don’t Have A Wedding Anniversary Yet

(My boyfriend is doing my taxes for me.)

Boyfriend: “Honey, I forget, is your birthday June 6th or 9th?”

Me: “Neither…it’s the 7th.”

Boyfriend: *looks sheepish* “Oh. Whoops.”

Me: “Don’t feel bad, baby. I always forget that your birthday is on the 18th of January, not the 19th.”

Boyfriend: “Um, it is the 19th.”

Me: “Oh, Lordy. That’s why I love you. We were meant for each other.”