Pray They Don’t Have A Wedding Anniversary Yet
(My boyfriend is doing my taxes for me.)
Boyfriend: “Honey, I forget, is your birthday June 6th or 9th?”
Me: “Neither…it’s the 7th.”
Boyfriend: *looks sheepish* “Oh. Whoops.”
Me: “Don’t feel bad, baby. I always forget that your birthday is on the 18th of January, not the 19th.”
Boyfriend: “Um, it is the 19th.”
Me: “Oh, Lordy. That’s why I love you. We were meant for each other.”