Pray There Is An App To Fix That

(I am 15, with my 12-year-old cousin. We are playing on his iPad in one of the ballrooms that is currently unused, so a few people are hanging out in there. This kid we don’t know who looks about 10 years old comes up to us.)

Kid: “Let me play on your iPad.”

Me: “Sorry, but we don’t really know you and would prefer to play on our own.”

Kid: “Let me play or I’ll rape you.”

Me: “Yeah, there’s no chance in h*** we are letting you play now.”

(We get up and move across the ballroom, and my cousin’s mom comes up asking what that kid talked to us about. We tell her, and she goes up to the kid’s mom. My aunt tells her what happened.)

Kid’s Mom: *to Kid* “Why would you say something like that?! Apologize right now!”

Kid: *to my cousin* “Sorry you can’t take a joke.” *to me* “Sorry you have a terrible sense of humor.”

(The mom grabs the kid’s ear and leads him away, yelling at him the whole time, leaving my aunt, me, and my cousin all speechless.)