Pray That It’s Just Morning Breath

(My fiancé and I are lying in bed watching TV. I fall asleep snuggling him. I wake up snuggling something else.)

Me: “Why am I cuddling dog butt?”

Fiancé: “Because he wanted that spot and you’re a heat seeking missile.”

Me: “Okay, but why did you let me snuggle his butt?”

Fiancé: “…I now have the cutest picture of you asleep on my phone.”