Pray She Doesn’t Use Hemorrhoid Cream

Customer: “You changed the formulation of [Day Cream]. You should really tell customers when you do that!”

Me: “I’m sorry, we were not made aware of that change. How did you find out?”

Customer: “Well, it tastes different.”

Me: “Tastes different? You tasted the product?”

Customer: “Of course! I taste everything I put on my body!”

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