Pray She Doesn’t Order Steak

| Portland, OR, USA | Right | September 23, 2010

Customer: “Good morning! What is the special today?”

Me: “We have a type of baked chicken with a sort of lemon sauce on top.”

Customer: “Is the chicken alive?”

Me: “No, I don’t think so.”

Customer: “Oh, I don’t eat deceased meat, I’m sorry.”

Me: “Ok, well here is a menu. What else interests you?”

Customer: “How about a turkey sandwich?”

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  • Lunam_Kardas

    Wait wait wait, they wanted to eat it while it was STILL ALIVE?!

  • Vira Vandom

    Perhaps they meant to say chunks of meat.
    I usually see turkey in slices, and they only eat sliced meat?

  • Jesen

    There was an old woman who swallowed a chicken,
    What was she thinkin’?! She swallowed a chicken!