Pray He’s Joker-ing

| Canberra, ACT, Australia | Romantic | July 3, 2012

(The boyfriend has recently decided to goofily make me his pet, which means he’s responsible for my grooming. After an intimate night, he cups my crotch.)

Boyfriend: “You know, you’re getting a bit shaggy.”

Me: “Well, you’re the one who—”

Boyfriend: “Oh my God! I just had a brilliant idea! It’ll be difficult, but d*** it, it’ll work!”

Me: “What are you talking about?”

Boyfriend: “I’m going to get a stencil of the Batman logo, and shave it into your hair down there.”

Me: “You’re kidding, right? Please tell me you’re kidding.”

Boyfriend: “Nope! Do you know why?”

Me: “I have no idea.”

Boyfriend: “So I can call it ‘The Bat Cave’!”

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