Pray He Is Only Kidding

(We are “being taught” about different types of animals.)

Teacher: “Carnivores eat meat.”

(The class all nod their heads.)

Teacher: “Herbivores eat plants.”

(The class all nod their heads.)

Teacher: “Omnivores eat everything: metal, plastic, paper…”

(The class pauses in confusion.)

Teacher: “The only omnivore is a goat.”

Student #1: “What are we then? We eat plants and meat; doesn’t that make us omnivores?”

Teacher: “No! We’re carnivores. The only omnivore is a goat.”

Student #1: “But—”

Teacher: “NO! THE ONLY OMNIVORE IS A GOAT!”