Pranking As Sour As Vinegar

(We just hired a new bagger at our store. After a few shifts one of the cashiers decides to prank him.)

Coworker: “Hey, [New Hire], will you go shake the vinaigrette dressings in the condiment aisle? Customers are more likely to buy them if they’re mixed up.”

(The new hire is gone for 45 minutes and freaks because he can’t keep the vinaigrette dressings to stay mixed on the shelves. The manager overhears what happened.)

Manager: “[Coworker], normally I would write you up for doing something like that to a new hire, but that was too funny. I won’t write you up if you don’t do it again.”