Practice Makes A Perfect Little Princess
(My three-year-old niece is at her mother’s baby shower.)
Mother’s Friend: “Okay. Time to open your gifts!”
Mother: “All right.”
Niece: “No! I have to open the presents!”
Mother: “Why?”
Niece: “I have to practice for my birthday!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?