Practically Screaming Your Age
(I work at a drive-in where you park you car and order food from a speaker, then we bring it to you. Sometimes customers let their kids make the order for them.)
Me: “Welcome to [Restaurant]. What can I get for you?
(The drive-in is very new, and our headsets have pristine hearing.)
Mother: *whispering* “Tell them, ‘one chocolate milkshake.'”
Child: *screaming* “ONE CHOCOLATE MILKSHAKE!”
(I nearly fall over as I jerk the headset off my ears. I can still hear talking through them.)
Mother: *whispering* “One vanilla milkshake.”
Child: *screaming* “ONE VANILLA MILKSHAKE!”
Mother: *whispering* “And two strawberry milkshakes.”
Child: *screaming* TWO STRAWBERRY MILKSHAKES!”
(I gingerly put the headphones back on.)
Me: “Okay, that will be [price]. Will it be cash or card?”
Child: *screaming* “I DON’T KNOW! I’M SIX!”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.