Potty Mouths Start Younger And Younger

(I go to the restroom, and my three-year-old daughter follows me in.)

Daughter: “Mommy, I have to potty, too!”

Me: “Hold on a second, sweetie. Mommy’s almost finished.”

(She pushes her step up stool over to the bathtub.)

Daughter: “I’ll go potty in the shower!”

Me: “You can’t go potty in the shower, you go potty in the potty.”

Daughter: “No! I’ll go potty in the shower like daddy and his waggy tail!”