Potty Mouth

| Related | April 21, 2014

(I am around three years old. My younger sister, Melissa, whom we call Missy, has a poopy diaper, so I run to tell my mother in the living room, where she is currently entertaining guests.)

Me: “Mommy, Missy has a s***ty diaper!”

Mom: *embarrassed at my language* “Don’t you mean, ‘messy,’ honey?”

Me: “Okay. ‘Messy’ has a s***ty diaper!”

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