Potty Jokes

| Related | July 6, 2012

(I babysit a little girl who is very reluctantly undergoing potty-training. This means that she can sometimes spend a lot of time sitting on the potty while we wait. She’s also just learning about knock-knock jokes. Her mother is about to take over and let me go home.)

Daughter: “Knock knock, mommy!”

Mother: “Who’s there?”

Daughter: “Umm…tissue doggy!”

Mother: “Tissue doggy who?

Daughter: “Tissue doggy can you please let me off the potty now?!”

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