Pot Calling The Kettle Black… Eventually

(I’m helping a customer who is picking up an Internet order. One of the items was damaged so he’s trying to decide if he wants to take it or return it. Another customer comes in line and is waiting no more than 60 seconds.)

Customer: “Excuse me! Can you just do my return since this guy is obviously not ready?!”

(I look at the customer I’m helping and he nods at me to go ahead and help her.)

Me: “Yes, ma’am. Let me help you over here.”

Customer: “Good, I’m in a hurry and some people just want to take their time when others are ready to go! Now, let me just find my receipt.”

(She spent the next three minutes digging through her purse and a crazy stack of receipts. Glad her time is more important than everyone else’s.)