Postal Paranoia
Me: “All right, ma’am. And may I have your zip code?”
Woman: “No.”
Me: “Well, it’s something I have to take. Don’t worry, we–”
Woman: “No!”
Me: “I, uh–”
Woman: “No! You’re not getting my zip code.”
Me: “Right. Because I’m going to TAKE that zip code and knock on the door of EVERY house in the code just to FIND YOU!”
(The customer left, but I felt a lot better.)
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